City of Boyne City

  Petunia planters deny they did it; Boyne threatens to shoot it down! Boyne City officials are scrambling this morning, April 1st, to respond to a Charlevoix spy balloon that is now floating over the city. Sources report that the multifunctional balloon is attempting to gather data, photos and information on a number of enviable Boyne City events and programs. Top surveillance targets are reported to be: Stroll the Streets, the most successful outdoor summer music event in the Midwest. Charlevoix officials are reportedly annoyed that some bands have played songs that mock Charlevoix, including “Bridge Over Troubled Traffic.”  Boyne City High School’s football program, with Charlevoix hoping to steal our plays since the Ramblers’ ABC (Always Beat Charlevoix) Strategy has worked so well in recent years. Boyne City Marina expansion from a measly 44 slips to possibly double that number, threatening Charlevoix’s Marina Domination Program over the decades. Continued backroom attempts to mo